haai , beautiful :*

 me at an one direction signing
me: avoid harry
me: avoid louis
me: avoid niall
me: sLAPS ZAYN IN THE FACE
zayn: oh wOW OMG SECURITY! x
me: YOU NEED TO GET SOME BALLS YOUNG LAD TELL LIAM YOU LOVE HIM
zayn: ssssSSSHHSHSshssHSHSHHSSHHHH SILENCE x
liam: what zayn, do you love me?
liam: sad puppy face
zayn: 
zayn: i do liam, always had always will x
me: 
me: 
me: my job here is done i must go

Before I was a Directioner, I never realized how many times the word “Direction” comes up on a daily basis.

style-like-niall:

EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT WORD, I’M LIKE

Just casually go listen in on the conversation like

my hair > o’:

zaynmalikfacts:

epicniall:

OMFG THE CUTEST HAHAHA

Luk at dat qt.

(x)

niall-l0ves-nand0s:

i like zayns little beard, am i the only one?!

Before I knew of One Direction: 
Someone: Want a carrot?
Me: 
Me: No I don't want that shit.
When I started to love One Direction: 
Louis: I like girls who eat carrots.
Me: 
Me: 
Me: OMFG i'm crying!
Me: I LOVE carrots, we are perfecto for each other!
Me: MARRY ME
Life now that I'm obsessed with One Direction: 
Someone: Want a carrot?
Me: Is that a serious question? HELL YES!
When someone mentions carrots or I see carrots: 
Me: omg
Me: HEY DID YOU KNOW LOUIS TOMLINSON LIKES GIRLS WHO EAT CARROTS!?
Me: & I EAT CARROTS SO WE'RE MEANT TO BE!
Someone: Who's that?
Me: Are you dumb?
Me: A boy from One Direction
Someone: One Direction!? Omg they're so hot I love them. I guess I love carrots, too, now!
Me: Oh cool
Me on the inside: NO BITCH I HATE YOU GO DIE